Last night I had the worst meal I’ve possibly ever had in my life. I ended up in a little Spanish restaurant (no surprises there, as I’m in Madrid) and found myself in a scene that wouldn’t have been out of place in Fawlty Towers. The waitress was female and had no moustache, but that’s where all differences end. She had an abrupt manner, a little Like Basil Fawlty. The menu was thrust at me, then she leaned over me with a note pad and pen tapping her foot (seriously!) until I’d made an order. She flounced back to the kitchen, re-emerging with a stale roll of bread, which she crashed down on the table so hard that the plate bounced. I didn’t dare complain! Even the fish I ate for dinner looked anxious.

Today’s been a lot of fun though. I did a lot of touristy things - Palacio Real and the Prado Museum. I still don’t like Goya. I don’t think I understand his paintings properly, and I was amused to see a terrible Rubens painting of the Duke of Lerma - it wouldn’t have been out of place as a 1950s movie poster with the way the horse looks - thus proving that even the greats can sometimes get it badly wrong. Always reassuring! Other than that, saw some awe inspiring Rembrants and Titians. Excellent stuff all round. If you want to see some pics, check out my photoblog. There are loads on there.

This evening was off to the FNAC and meeting up with Crepusculo-es.com again. Stephenie was doing a question and answer session and a book signing, and by somewhat scary arrangement, we got to perch on the side of the stage. Great for photo opportunities, but a bit scary to be up there. It was interesting seeing how they dealt with the English/Spanish language conflict - with the use of headphones for both audience and Stephenie to translate. It was a huge crowd, and the venue even had to take the seats out in order to fit everyone in.

So, in true fan-girly style, I got my book signed, have an apple and am now packing my case to come home. I’ve met some lovely people in my time here. Thanks very much to you all - and I’m sorry I didn’t get to say goodbye to you all properly. You’ve all been brilliant!